Because I really needed to laugh and maybe you do too, I thought I’d share. While not my typical post, my ten-year old was on fire last week with the funnies. What made her words all the more hilarious, was that she wasn’t trying to be humorous. So, I present to you, out of the mouths of babes…
1. I overheard her painting her nails with her older sister:
“I wish I had six toes because then I could paint them rainbow.” (because why not add an extra toe just to be able to paint them prettier!?)
2. Seriously upset that someone would do such a thing, she asks:
“Who put a toenail in my sock!?!?” (as if someone would intentionally place their own toenail there)
3. My daughter: “Mommy why’d you buy Charly a mullet?”
Me: “A muzzle, honey. I bought him a muzzle to go to the vet.”
4. And she pops this question on me the other night:
“Do you wanna be called Momzilla or Mama Bear?”
Me: “Umm…what would make you think I’d wanna be called Momzilla?”
My Daughter: “I was looking up cool nicknames for moms and there was Momzilla, Mommy-o and Mama Bear.”
Me: “Yeah, definitely not Momzilla.”
(Apparently she didn’t know who Godzilla was)
a time to weep and a time to laugh, a time to mourn and a time to dance, -Ecclesiastes 3:4
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